Sensual Massage & Companionship Chicago, Illinois
Know me
How old are you?
45(!). I'm getting older....but wiser? A little. But also happier, healthier, gentler, kinder and definitely more appreciative of all the good things, experiences and people in my life (including my wonderful sensual massage clients in Chicago).
Aging isn't a curse. It's a gift.
What do you look like?
shoulder length brunette hair, blue eyes, fair skin, high cheekbones
5'4, c cup breasts. Very lovely feet.
I am a cute, curvy, feminine size 12.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Caucasian, a feisty mix of Eastern European and German.
What celebrity do you resemble?
None, really. I'm very much the well educated, woman next door who has a very pretty face. I am wholesome and very normal. I am the type of woman who shops at J Crew or the woman you'd hire as your divorce attorney. I am the mom who you see at the playground and about whom you've always wondered. I have a graduate degree, and am worldly, well read and cultured.
I am 0% stripper/porn star and 100% Brooks Brothers.
Describe yourself
I am Jewish, happy, funny, fun, smart, sophisticated, nurturing, assertive, private, kind and pretty.
I am a mother, daughter, sister, best friend and lover.
I am reliable, trustworthy, ethical, honest and safe.
Lastly, you should know that I am a woman who has no shame or hangups about her body. I love my body, all of her beauty and all of her flaws. Women are beautiful and powerful, myself included.
Do you smoke or drink?
Never smoke.
I'm a one cocktail kind of woman. I live a healthy lifestyle, wear sunscreen religiously and have excellent sleep habits.
You are a Goddess and should be treated accordingly.
Complements should be sent in cash and in cash only (or gift cards).
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Why don't you have any pictures?
Respectfully, would you want you likeness associated with something that considered both illegal and shameful?
Why should I visit you without knowing what you look like?
1. Discretion is my default. You need not worry about your privacy with me - there are no photos, no public posts and no awkward surprises. I cater to men who value their privacy and expect total confidentiality. If you want a a sensual experience that feels like an escape without leaving a trace, you're in the right hands.
2. I won't show you pictures of my dog. Or my brunch. Or my vision board. This is not a date or a dinner party. It's just you and me and an absolutely excellent massage.
3. I won't judge your dad jokes or your socks. I might even laugh at you or with you.
4. You deserve softness. I offer warmth, comfort and pleasure. There are no expectations with me, just the feeling of being deeply received and appreciated.
5. I love men. I love sex. I love what I do.
6. You are about to die and are looking for a woman to whom to bequeath your estate. If that's the case, I'd be honored to be the last woman to touch you intimately.
7. You frequently fantasize about taking a nap between the thighs of a cute, funny woman in her forties.
8. There is absolutely no judgement here. I don't care if you're married, have three mistresses, love Kraft Mac & Cheese or if you're really ugly. I do not judge my clients and I expect that they do not judge me.
9. You don't need to impress me. Whether you're exhausted, nervous, shy, curious or emotionally worn out, I know how to hold space for you. You're welcome exactly how you are.
10. You're deeply attracted to Jewish women who know what they want and exactly how they want it.
If you would like assurances that I am legitimate, I am a long time member of both P411 and RS2K.
My P411 ID is: P126364
I am also fairly active on Twitter though I do delete my tweets regularly. Click here to read my tweets.
I want to read reviews about you before I make a decision.
and I want a billionaire boyfriend to dive face first into my pussy. Do you know anyone?
What are the loves of your life?
I love long walks through the city with my children and my dog named Kevin, the city of Chicago, Judaism, Jewish culture, baking, working out, foreign films, luxury travel, reading and flying. I am an avid theatre goer. I, most obviously, a glutton for punishment as I'm a die hard White Sox fan. I am a HUGE aviation nerd. I'm that person who tries to fly the inaugural flight of a new route or aircraft. My international vacations are planned around the actual plane rather than the destination. I love new planes, retrofitted cabins, first class lounges, airports and everything else about being in the air.
What would you like your last meal on Earth to be?
bacon and roasted tomato salad from Bavette's, a bloody and perfectly marbled steak, collard greens, a roasted beet and goat cheese salad and coconut cake with vanilla buttercream frosting for dessert. In my dream world, all of the above would be accompanied by vintage Krug, 1990 and I would eat it ALL!
What's your type of man?
The kind who gives me money, makes me laugh and makes me orgasm.
Women are far more simple than you've been told.
What turns you on?
money, romance, being nurtured, filthy minds, filthy sex, tenderness, vulnerability, courage, masculinity (masculinity has nothing to do with what a man looks like), seeing the top of your head between my legs
More than anything, I am deeply aroused by men who have no inhibitions about my body, their body, sex, sexuality or our desires.
The following phrases are also extraordinarily arousing:
I'll take care of it.
What do you need?
What do you want?
I would like to leave my entire estate to you.
I want to pay you lots of money to cum all over my face.
I want to buy you a gift. Please send me your wishlist. *
You are far too beautiful to ever fly economy again.
Please allow me to refill your Champagne glass.
click here for a link to my wishlist.
Malena, I need a sensual massage RIGHT NOW or else I might die.
Although your wife may be much happier and wealthier if you died today, my wish for you is to live a long and happy life. That's why I offer life saving same day appointments for all of your d*ck emergencies.
Are you available for outcall appointments?
Outcall appointments are available to four/five star hotels in downtown Chicago. The fee for outcall appointments is $450 and includes up to ninety minutes of my time. I will arrive at your hotel discreetly and casually dressed in athleisure wear. You, however, may wear whatever you want.
I am fantastically handsome, can make you orgasm simply by gazing into your eyes, will pay you quadruple your rate and promise you that I'm not Ted Bundy. May I please meet you without revealing my legal name?
Never.
I matters not to me if you're a P411 member, an RS2K member, a member of the United Nations Council on Foreign Relations, have an AMEX Centurion Card, are a member of Ducks Unlimited or have the biggest dick ever, your full legal name is required in order to spend time with me. That Centurion Card tho. Well, it makes me a little wet just thinking about it. I need you to hand it over.
I have a lot to lose and am a little apprehensive about all of this.
I completely understand why you might feel nervous about sharing screening information—I'm a very private person myself. Like you, I have a career and responsibilities, so I genuinely respect and value discretion.
Please know that my only reasons for screening are to ensure that I'm safe during our time together and that we are a good fit for one another. Just as you're taking a risk in meeting someone new, so am I—and it's important to me that we both feel comfortable and secure.
Confidentiality, privacy, and mutual respect are absolutely essential to me, and I take them seriously. I'm not here to disrupt your life—only to enhance it.
I am not comfortable telling you my real name because [insert reasons here].
Please seek a sensual massage elsewhere as we are not compatible.
I am not comfortable sending a $100 deposit because [insert reasons here].
Please seek a sensual massage elsewhere as we are not compatible.
I am really bothered that you are so selective about your clients and that you require screening. Why do you have to make things so difficult?
I wholly understand why you are bothered. I'm still upset that I am in my mid forties and that I am not married to a fat, Jewish, University of Chicago educated millionaire who eats pussy like an Olympic athlete, spoils me rotten and with whom I have spectacular sex 365 days a year.
The struggle is real for both of us.
Okay, I'm in. How do I schedule an appointment?
If you are a gentleman who is serious about scheduling an appointment, you will find my booking process to be straightforward and quick. Please send a message from your real, registered number to 312-298-9540.
Your initial message only needs to include:
1. a brief introduction
2. the exact date & time you'd like to visit me
3. the type of session you'd like to book
Once I receive your message, I’ll confirm my availability and explain what I need for screening. I’ll also provide instructions for sending the $100 non-refundable deposit required to finalize your booking.
Please remember that I am a sexworker but I am very much a lady. I expect every man with whom I spend time to be very much a gentleman.
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