Sensual and Erotic Massage in Chicago, Illinois
Know me
How old are you?
45(!). I'm getting older....but wiser? A little. But also happier, healthier, gentler, kinder and definitely more appreciative of all the good things, experiences and people in my life (including my wonderful sensual massage clients in Chicago).
Aging isn't a curse. It's a gift.
What do you look like?
shoulder length brunette hair, blue eyes, fair skin, high cheekbones
5'4, c cup breasts. Very lovely feet.
I am a cute, curvy, feminine size 12.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Caucasian, a feisty mix of Eastern European and German.
What celebrity do you resemble?
None, really. I'm very much the well educated, woman next door who has a very pretty face. I am wholesome and very normal. I am the type of woman who shops at J Crew or the woman you'd hire as your divorce attorney. I am the mom who you see at the playground and about whom you've always wondered. I have a graduate degree, and am worldly, well read and cultured.
I am 0% stripper/porn star and 100% Brooks Brothers.
Describe yourself
I am Jewish, happy, funny, fun, smart, sophisticated, nurturing, assertive, private, kind and pretty.
I am reliable, trustworthy, ethical, honest and safe.
Lastly, you should know that I am a woman who has no shame or hangups about her body. I love my body, all of her beauty and all of her flaws. Women are beautiful and powerful, myself included.
What types of erotic and sensual massage sessions do you offer?
I offer sixty minute full body sensual massage sessions and ninety minute mutual sensual massage sessions at my location near Wrigley Field.
I also sensual massage sessions downtown Chicago luxury hotels.
You may read more about my erotic massage sessions by clicking this link.
Where is your sensual massage studio located in Chicago?
I am conveniently located on the northside of Chicago near Wrigley Field. Please click here to read more about my location.
Why don't you have any pictures?
Respectfully, would you want you likeness associated with something that considered both illegal and shameful?
Why should I visit you without knowing what you look like?
1. Discretion is my default. You need not worry about your privacy with me - there are no photos, no public posts and no awkward surprises. I cater to men who value their privacy and expect total confidentiality. If you want a a sensual experience that feels like an escape without leaving a trace, you're in the right hands.
2. I won't show you pictures of my dog. Or my brunch. Or my vision board. This is not a date or a dinner party. It's just you and me and an absolutely excellent massage.
3. I won't judge your dad jokes or your socks. I might even laugh at you or with you.
4. You deserve softness. I offer warmth, comfort and pleasure. There are no expectations with me, just the feeling of being deeply received and appreciated.
5. I love men. I love sex. I love what I do.
6. You are about to die and are looking for a woman to whom to bequeath your estate. If that's the case, I'd be honored to be the last woman to touch you intimately.
7. You frequently fantasize about taking a nap between the thighs of a cute, funny woman in her forties.
8. There is absolutely no judgement here. I don't care if you're married, have three mistresses, love Kraft Mac & Cheese or if you're really ugly. I do not judge my clients and I expect that they do not judge me.
9. You don't need to impress me. Whether you're exhausted, nervous, shy, curious or emotionally worn out, I know how to hold space for you. You're welcome exactly how you are.
10. You're deeply attracted to Jewish women who know what they want and exactly how they want it.
If you would like assurances that I am legitimate, I am a long time member of both P411 and RS2K.
My P411 ID is: P126364
I am also fairly active on Twitter though I do delete my tweets regularly. Click here to read my tweets.
I want to read reviews about you before I make a decision.
Unfortunately, I do not think we are well matched.
What are the loves of your life?
I love long walks through the city with my children and my dog named Kevin, the city of Chicago, Judaism, Jewish culture, baking, working out, foreign films, luxury travel, reading and flying. I am an avid theatre goer. I, most obviously, a glutton for punishment as I'm a die hard White Sox fan. I am a HUGE aviation nerd. I'm that person who tries to fly the inaugural flight of a new route or aircraft. My international vacations are planned around the actual plane rather than the destination. I love new planes, retrofitted cabins, first class lounges, airports and everything else about being in the air.
What's your type of man?
The kind who gives me money, makes me laugh and makes me orgasm.
Women are far more simple than you've been told.
What is your type of man?
I enjoy men who are confident in their desires and generous in their appreciation. I like masculine men, men who follow just as confidently as they will lead. I like sophistication, a sense of humor, gentleness and confidence.
Malena, I need a sensual massage RIGHT NOW or else I might die.
Although your wife may be much happier and wealthier if you died today, my wish for you is to live a long and happy life. That's why I offer life saving same day appointments for all of your d*ck emergencies. Click here to read about how to schedule a same day appointment.
I have a lot to lose and am a little apprehensive about all of this.
I completely understand why you might feel nervous about sharing screening information. I'm a very private person myself. Like you, I have a career and responsibilities, so I genuinely respect and value discretion.
Please know that my only reasons for screening are to ensure that I'm safe during our time together and that we are a good fit for one another. Just as you're taking a risk in meeting someone new, so am I. It's important to me that we both feel comfortable and secure.
Confidentiality, privacy, and mutual respect are absolutely essential to me, and I take them seriously. I'm not here to disrupt your life, only to enhance it.
Okay, I'm in. How do I schedule a sensual massage in Chicago?
The short answer is to click here. My contact page will tell you everything you need to know about scheduling an appointment.
Please keep reading for the long answer.
Please send a message from your real, registered number to 312-773-9060
Your initial message should include a:
1. a brief introduction
2. the exact date & time you'd like to visit me
3. the type of session you'd like to book
Once I receive your message, I will confirm availability and provide screening details along with how to send the $100 non-refundable deposit that is required to secure your appointment. I respect that your time is valuable so my booking process is designed to be straightforward and efficient. I work best with gentlemen who appreciate discretion, simplicity and follow through. I am warm, relaxed and genuinely enjoy erotic massage and I choose to share that energy with gentlemen who make the experience frictionless from the very first message.
Please remember that I am a very much a lady. I expect every man with whom I spend time to be very much a gentleman.
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