What do you look like? 

I am  5'4 with shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, fair skin, high cheekbones, perfect teeth and perfect feet. I am a very womanly size 12. I am pretty, not hot. There is a difference, and I am perfectly happy with the woman I see in the mirror. 
 

How old are you? 
Mid-forties

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​Why don't you have photos? 

Two words: facial recognition. And many more words, actually. One day soon, I'll write a Substack about it. 

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​How do I know you're legitimate? 
I understand why you’d want some reassurance, particularly because I don’t publish photos. I have an established, verifiable presence on several reputable platforms. You can confirm that I’m real and exactly who I say I am before making an appointment. Click here to follow me on X. Click here to see my P411 profile. Click here to see my profile on Private Delights. 

Do you realize how completely unhinged it is to book an appointment with a faceless, anonymous woman on the internet?

Oh, absolutely. It sounds like the beginning of a really good movie or a cautionary tale. I prefer to think of it as a leap of faith. Keep life interesting. 
 

But who are you really? 

I am funny, fun, smart, well educated, kind, ethical,  trustworthy and proudly Jewish. I love beautiful things and beautiful places, interesting people, good conversation, and the kind of laughter that makes you forget to look at the clock. I genuinely enjoy getting to know the men with whom I spend time.

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What makes you happy? 
Travel, especially luxury hotels and business and first class international flights, being outside, sailing, baking, reading (mostly non-fiction), long walks through Chicago with my dog,  watching the sunrise, ironed linens, medium rare steaks, the White Sox, baseball,  pedicures, a new dress and being in a comfortable home during a thunderstorm. 

 

What's your type of man? 

I like men who are confident but easygoing, kind, generous, funny, curious, and comfortable in their own skin. Good manners are enormously attractive to me, as is a man who knows how to enjoy himself without needing to impress anyone. Jewish is a plus, provided he isn’t so Jewish that he genuinely believes matzo tastes good. I tend to connect best with men who are educated, sophisticated, well-traveled and interested in the world around them. Neither age nor appearance is especially important to me. Chemistry has surprisingly little to do with either.

What types of erotic massage do you offer? 
I offer sixty minute erotic massage sessions and ninety minute mutual erotic massage sessions. Click here to read about my sessions. 

 

Where is your sensual massage studio?  

My private studio is located in a comfortable, discreet setting approximately one mile west of Wrigley Field. Click here to read more about my location. 

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Booking an appointment with you makes me nervous because x, y, and z. 

That’s completely understandable. Meeting someone new always involves a little uncertainty, and I feel some of that anticipation too. I’ve designed the experience to feel comfortable and unhurried from the beginning. You don’t need to perform, impress me or be anyone other than yourself. Come as you are, be kind, and we’ll take it from there.

 

I find you endlessly fascinating and want more. 
Find me at @eastelmstreet on x. 

Click here to schedule a sensual massage session.